Friday, August 25, 2006

DVD Review ( South Park: The Complete Third Season )

South Park: The Complete Third Season, in my opinion, is the worst of the ones I have. ( Seasons 1, 2, and 3 ) I've only seen a few episodes so far, but from what I've seen, there is nothing spectacular about most of them. Here's my review.


[*] Indicates a "Season Great"

Rainforest Schmainforest: 2.5/5 "Getting Gay With Kids" gets stuck in the rainforest and they are saved by Cartman. Guest starring: Jennifer Aniston.

Spontaneous Combustion: 3/5 People wonder why people are randomly combusting, and it's up to Stan's dad to find out why.

The Succubus: 2.5/5 The boys think that Chef's soon-to-be-wife is a demon sent from hell.

[*]Tweek Vs. Craig: 4.5/5 In the first good episode of the season, the boys take their bets on who would win this fight: Tweek or Craig.

Jackovasaurus: 3.5/5 The boys discover a race of creatures, and find out that they are the most annoying things ever. Except for Cartman.

Sexual Harassment Panda: 3/5 A man dressed in a panda suit comes to South Park to teach everybody about sexual harassment.

[*]Cat Orgy: 5/5 This is an excellent episode. Very clever. Cartman gets a baby sitter while his mom goes to a party. The babysitter is Shelly; and hell breaks loose. ( Part 1 of 3 linked episodes )

[*]Two Naked Guys In A Hot tub: 5/5 Stan and Kyle's dads masturbate in front of eachother. Meanwhile, Stan, Pip, Butters, and Dougie escape from the basement and learn that the ATF is threatening to blow up the house believing there's a religious cult going on inside. ( Part 2 of 3 linked episodes )

Jewbilee: 3.5/5 Kyle, Kenny, and Ike go to a Jewish scout camp. ( Part 3 of 3 linked episodes )

(Note: These three episodes are linked because they all run together. There's basically a story for every "Boy" during the meteor shower and this covers their stories.)

[*]Chinpokomon: 5/5 A new toy in South Park tries to brainwash kids so that they will help the Japanese bomb Pearl Harbor again.

Starvin' Marvin In Space: 3/5 The boys help Starvin Marvin while missionaries try to invade his country. This is a Star Wars spoof.

Korn's Groovy Pirate Ghost Mystery: 4/5 Korn helps the boys discover a Halloween mystery in this Scooby-Doo spoof.

Hooked On Monkey Phonics: 3.5/5 Homeschooled kids start going to South Park's public school.

[*]The Red Badge Of Gayness: 4.5/5 Cartman leads the confederacy in a Civil War Re-enactment that gets totally out of hand.

Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics: 3.5/5 Mr. Hankey hosts the show with a few South Park Christmas songs.

[*]Are You There God? It's Me, Jesus: 4.5/5 Jesus fears no one cares about him anymore, and Cartman starts bleeding out of his ass happily believing he has hit puberty.

World Wide Recorder Concert: 4/5 The boys get back at New York by having the world play the "brown note", which makes you lose bowel control and poop all over.

The Special Features: There are only a few promos for South Park Season 4, and The Chapelle Show. Season 3 of South Park has some good episodes, but it's not as good as other seasons. Buy it if you're a fan, but if you have a choice of other Seasons, try a different one.


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